1. pleatedjeans:

via

    pleatedjeans:

    via

  2. keyblacles:

    how to get a girls panties wet:

    1. kiss her roughly 
    2. shove her down on the bed
    3. slip off her underwear
    4. slam dunk em in the toilet

    (Source: miihashis)

  3. militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

    militiamedic:

    bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

    "go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

    … he just slapped a fucking cobra.

    (Source: aposan)

  4. (Source: thejaguarr)

  5. (Source: c-hanelapparel)

  6. gentle-narcissism:

    I have this friend who snapchats me when he’s high and I just

  7. tiger-style187:

erosxciv:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

lol, China, IL is my shit

what if the dude shoots em both in the head just to make sure they’re dead

    tiger-style187:

    erosxciv:

    c-oralistah:

    shrinking-ulzzang:

    rabid-logan:

    barbie-isalive:

    This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

    my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

    SUPER IMPORTANT

    BEST TIP

    PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

    not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

    i will never not reblog this

    lol, China, IL is my shit

    what if the dude shoots em both in the head just to make sure they’re dead

    (Source: laharl-sama)

  8. clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

    clumsyunicorns:

    I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

  9. gnarly:

    sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

  10. sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

    sluttyoliveoil:

    fight like a bitch die like a bitch