1. pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

    pink-station-gerard:

    Wet Yourself! At The Party

  2. no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

    no-social-life-needed:

    My whole life has been a lie

  3. edating:

    kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

  4. intimiss:

What’s a breast!

    intimiss:

    What’s a breast!

    (Source: minxteens)

  5. People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
    in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
    in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
    in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
    in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
    in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
    in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
    in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
    in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
    in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
    in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
    in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
    In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
    In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
    In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
    Me: Eh, it will work out.

  6. cookiexslut:

    American Sex Education.

    (Source: tykittaa)

  7. likeadamnfiddle:

    edgebug:

    thesarahsaurusrex:

    edgebug:

    video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
    me: uh oh

    video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

    me: fuck

    video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
    me: shit

    video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

    me: here it comes

  8. keoooooooo:

brownglucose:

poeticanderoticdreams:

#girlcode 😭🙌

They really put this on tv lmao

but its true

    keoooooooo:

    brownglucose:

    poeticanderoticdreams:

    #girlcode 😭🙌

    They really put this on tv lmao

    but its true

  9. beavisnfukhead:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

I reblog this every time

    beavisnfukhead:

    swiftingthrough:

    legendary

    I reblog this every time

  10. lalalafrickyou:

    bloody-nips:

    i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

    “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

    (Source: draculas-asshole)